the land of range rovers and tanorexics…
January 21, 2008
hatewatchers
Hey, it’s mlk day (rest in peace) and i’m heading off to short hills mall in jersey to pick up some stuff…wish me luck! as you may already know, that mall is hatewatchers central!!! the average self-esteem level of the women there is about -1.9 on a scale of zero to 10! Yikes.
I’m looking forward to receiving scathing looks from these sad women. Hmm, now that I think about it, how can you give off a true scathing look when your face is filled to the brim with Botox injections?!
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cuz Jenn |
January 21, 2008 at 5:28 pm
I love this topic. Next time you drop in a grocery store during working hours and see one of these useless looking tanorexics, observe how they give you that look of, “how dare you look sharp, smart, and sexy!” Have fun shopping today!
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Sundance |
January 24, 2008 at 5:12 pm
LMAO @ ‘tanorexics’…
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jean |
January 24, 2008 at 7:53 pm
this is great. u work it girl! can’t wait to hear updates from this shopping trip!
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Ellen |
January 27, 2008 at 11:41 pm
How come the tanorexics seem to gravitate towards the gym? I always see them in there and they are definitely always hating when I run longer or do more reps than them.
Great idea Phoebe!! This will be a great place to vent
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hatewatchers |
January 30, 2008 at 3:20 am
ellen, u are so on point!! at my work gym, girl wear revealing sports bras, full make up, jewelry and butt-cutting shorts…all to attract the attention of the meatheads that gather around and lift weights in order to block out the actual homoerotic thoughts they are feeling!! i mean really, spotting? isn’t that just an excuse for a dude to be up on another dude without looking “gay”? give me a gay cat over a repressed “straight” man any day!
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Kavita |
February 1, 2008 at 3:46 pm
Short Hills Mall – the mall where the average person feels so poor. You actually have to dress up in your hotest sh*t to blend in, drive a $75,000 car and go shopping. But I still love going there in my “on-sale” Banana Republic outfits and showing off my stuff!
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hatewatchers |
February 2, 2008 at 4:08 am
ppl, kavita is so on point re. br…i mean damn i got my whole fall/winter wardrobe for 08 AND 09 for cheap!!! about 25 pieces of clothing including a red coat!! and i used a coupon…sigh.
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Kavita |
May 1, 2008 at 3:14 pm
Has anyone been to the Tiffany’s Store in Short Hills? Why are the people so stuck up and rude? I’m spending money there too (okay maybe not as much as some people), but seriously ppl some respect would be nice. There was a time that Ellen and I went shopping there in January and our salesperson was so disrespectful because our purchase was less than thousands of dollars. Bitch please -I’m sure even with the discount that she gets she couldn’t afford anything in the store!