bitch is the new black…say word!

tina fey is my new #1 girl crush…just check this out.

best quip: women today feel perfectly free to make whatever choice oprah tells them to.

finally, someone who thinks oprah is not as great as *she* thinks she is. yes, child – i’m hatin’ on the all-mighty oprah. don’t get me wrong…i think she’s smart, ambitious, generous, beautiful, etc., etc., but she has enabled a nation of insipid female sheep for too damn long! sorry, but i loved to read before her damn book club!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2 comments February 26, 2008

it’s bali, beeyatches!!

so, your very own hbic is gonna be going to bali for h’moon…i just took my visa application photos today…i can’t even believe it yet!!! sorry, i am not bragging…i am just so excited that i can barely contain it! will definitely provide pix and stuff – it’s not ’til the last week in march. lordhavemercy, what WILL i wear??

1 comment February 12, 2008

weak women suck…

so last night i was watching bill mahr’s show…i’m not a fan normally, but husby loves it and i didn’t care enough to change the channel. so glad i didn’t flip the switch cuz i heard what may be one of the most ignorant things i’ve ever heard a woman say in public. here’s the context…mahr was conducting his own unofficial exit poll and asked random (ahem) people the same set of questions. questions included:

• do you attend religious services? if so, how often?
• who did you vote for?

so, this one woman he interviewed said that she was for obama all the way (because he just stands for SO much) and mahr inquired why. i can’t quote this woman’s exact words, but it was something along the lines of, “…[Mrs. Clinton] set us women way back by accepting her husband’s cheating behavior…”

what the f*ck???? i almost choked on my lucky noodles (happy belated chinese new years by the way)!! so, wait, now we are judging political candidates by what they will and will not accept/tolerate/ignore of their spouse’s behaviors?! i didn’t get this memo…

so, let’s see. if a male candidate’s wife abuses Rx pills (that would NEVER happen right?!) AND he accepts it, then he has set men back. SISTAH PUHLEAZZZZZZZE!!!!!!!!!!

i’m not saying that people have to respect mrs. clinton at all. but if they are against her for her political beliefs, fine. her policies are wack? fine. you never vote democrat? fine. but, to say she is unqualified and SET US WOMEN BACK is absolutely absurd and a pile of you-know-what.

why don’t u say what u really mean? “I didn’t vote for hilary because she is just too strong/agressive/bitchy/load/direct/[insert your own adjective here]/intellectual/outspoken/quick, etc., for me. She makes ME look bad because she has and continues to scrape tooth and nail to get exactly what she wants. I am afraid to stand up for what i believe in most of the time and any women that fights for what they want are scary. plus, i would never tolerate any cheating from my husband, because i’m just so righteous.” geez lady, to steal the words of the beloved john candy (r.i.p.) as Del Griffith from the movie Planes, Trains and Automobiles, “it must nice to be so perfect AND odor free!”

1 comment February 12, 2008