the land of range rovers and tanorexics…

Hey, it’s mlk day (rest in peace) and i’m heading off to short hills mall in jersey to pick up some stuff…wish me luck! as you may already know, that mall is hatewatchers central!!! the average self-esteem level of the women there is about -1.9 on a scale of zero to 10! Yikes.

I’m looking forward to receiving scathing looks from these sad women. Hmm, now that I think about it, how can you give off a true scathing look when your face is filled to the brim with Botox injections?!

8 comments January 21, 2008