hatewatchers is on hiatus…

hi peepz, yours truly is getting hitched this weekend and then going on holiday with my husby, so i will be unable to make updates on hatewatchers for a while. see you in mid-april…i’ll be back in full force! in the meantime, why not suggest some topics? let me know what u wanna read about and/or hear me rant about…

2 comments March 20, 2008

b*tches be hatin’…

What the f*ck is HateWatchers? I’m sure you’re aware of Weight Watchers, the diet program/club that women join in droves to supplant their lack of self-esteem and/or self control in regards to food. HateWatchers (copyright pending, so don’t steal my ideas, hatahs!!!) is a term I thought of just last night. I was talking to my cuz Jenn from San Diego. She was filling me in on this b*tch at work that was hating on her.

I told Jenn to simply chill and pay attention to the words of Kat Williams, comedian extraordinaire, “Ladies, if you got 14 women hating on you, you need to figure out how the f*ck to get to 16 before the summer gets here!”

I suggested to her that she and I start “hatewatching” instead of dieting or complaining about men or some other inane activity. She was curious and wanted to know what hatewatching entailed. I explained that instead of trying to lose weight, we are trying to GAIN haters…i.e., we are HateWatching.

How do you gain haters? Just keeping doin’ you, girl. You look hot? Keep on being fly. You smart as hell? Keep on studying, reading and learning. You got nice tits? Keep them out and about. You got a phat a$$? Work those Baby Phat jeans. You got a promotion? Start working towards the next one. You bought a home? Start saving for your second one.

In other words, hatewatching isn’t looking for women that hate on you. Hatewatching is a state of mind. Keep being fabulous and your haters will be lining up. The more women hate on you, the better you are doing, trust me.

Good luck and may the hate be with you…

2 comments January 21, 2008